Hm. That sounds fairly convincing. Plus it will be nice to have some peace and quiet from you.

[ They'll have to go out on the town regularly!

Rosalind, apparently disinterested in their boring conversation has slumped over in William's lap, asleep. He carefully stands and places her gently into the center of the bed so as not to wake her. ]

Your given name is fairly unique, though I'm not certain how it would be taken as a female name.