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- William T. Spears

Comments

[untodeath]

Unintentionally CRUEL.

[death_glare]

That makes no amount of sense. And besides, I was under the assumption that you enjoyed my cruelness.

[untodeath]

Still!!! I enjoy your cruelness when it isn't under the guise of actual interest! Now I'm just sad. Even if you didn't mean it.

[death_glare]

If I was going to admit some sort of affection towards someone, do you honestly think I would do so in the form of these emoji things?

[untodeath]

I don't know? We're both in denial of many things, William!

[death_glare]

I have zero idea of what you could be referring to.

[untodeath]

Exactly.

[death_glare]

😠

[untodeath]

😝 !

[death_glare]

🙄

[untodeath]

😒

[ Okay, this-- is just amusing, now? How could she stay upset at you, William? ]

😏

[death_glare]

😤

Honestly, there are not enough dissatisfied faces available.

[untodeath]

I'll try to sazve the better ones for you in the future, then. 😘

[death_glare]

[ Someone will need to inform them about Japanese emoticons. ]

Good.
What are half of these supposed to mean, anyway?

[untodeath]

Which are you speaking of? There's so many; some for just nearly every occasion, I suppose!

[death_glare]

Many of the symbols. I believe I can understand using the expressions, but I would think writing out what you want to say would be much simpler than searching for an adequate image.

[untodeath]

Oh, but it's about having fun with it, Will! The emoji are so much cuter, so a little bit of effort is worth it! 😘✨

I'll really have to show you how to set up shorthand typing functions sometime soon!

[death_glare]

You have taken to this rather quickly. Honestly, why can't you be this passionate about your paperwork?

[untodeath]

I don't do paperwork anymore, darling. I think I've been rather serious about this new profession of ours, besides! Haven't I been a good girl?

[death_glare]

Surprisingly. I have zero doubt that will last.

[untodeath]

Well, to be fair, nothing in the realm of existence is permanent!
☠️

[death_glare]

That was not permission to go off and cause trouble. 😡

[untodeath]

Wouldn't be nearly as fun, if it were!

[death_glare]

Honestly, someone needs to make one of these emoji things that depicts me smacking you upside the head.

[untodeath]

Oh, no, you should definitely save that for when you see me in person!