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[death_glare]

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- William T. Spears

Comments

[death_glare]

What are you going on about now?

[ Oh wait he should add one of those emoji here now, right? ]

❓❓💢

[untodeath]

Oh, come now! You don't have to be so shy about it. I appreciate your subtle affections!

❤️, right back at you, darling!

[death_glare]

...I did not send you a heart.

[untodeath]

Oh, is that right?

Yes, of course, how silly of me. You don't have one to give; not serious old William! 😉

[death_glare]

Saying such things will not get me to send you one,
you realize? 😠

[untodeath]

Perhaps a little too serious...

What, did you truly not mean to send it?!

[death_glare]

I sent zero hearts, to begin with.

[ At least he's fairly certain he didn't. Maybe he'll scroll back to check and...well shit. ]

That was entirely accidental!

[untodeath]

What a fantastic way to play with MY heart, WILLIAM! That's cruel,
even for you! 😡😭💔

[death_glare]

As I stated, it was unintentional.

[untodeath]

Unintentionally CRUEL.

[death_glare]

That makes no amount of sense. And besides, I was under the assumption that you enjoyed my cruelness.

[untodeath]

Still!!! I enjoy your cruelness when it isn't under the guise of actual interest! Now I'm just sad. Even if you didn't mean it.

[death_glare]

If I was going to admit some sort of affection towards someone, do you honestly think I would do so in the form of these emoji things?

[untodeath]

I don't know? We're both in denial of many things, William!

[death_glare]

I have zero idea of what you could be referring to.

[untodeath]

Exactly.

[death_glare]

😠

[untodeath]

😝 !

[death_glare]

🙄

[untodeath]

😒

[ Okay, this-- is just amusing, now? How could she stay upset at you, William? ]

😏

[death_glare]

😤

Honestly, there are not enough dissatisfied faces available.

[untodeath]

I'll try to sazve the better ones for you in the future, then. 😘

[death_glare]

[ Someone will need to inform them about Japanese emoticons. ]

Good.
What are half of these supposed to mean, anyway?

[untodeath]

Which are you speaking of? There's so many; some for just nearly every occasion, I suppose!

[death_glare]

Many of the symbols. I believe I can understand using the expressions, but I would think writing out what you want to say would be much simpler than searching for an adequate image.