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- William T. Spears

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[death_glare]

You do realise you are a horrendous liar?

[untodeath]

Yet, proficient with sarcasm, it would seem! 😘💕

[death_glare]

[ Can you tell he's rolling his eyes at you, Grell. Too bad there isn't a way for him to express that over text... or is there! ]

How are you making those tiny images?

[untodeath]

[ Yes, she has a feeling he might be doing that right about now.

But, more importantly, is William actually curious about this, rather than reprimanding her for using them? Cute! CUTE!! ]

Oh, you like them???

Those are called "emoji"! You can access them at the bottom of your keyboard, like so:

< Attachment. >

[death_glare]

[ It's a while before William replies, mainly because he has to look through each page of emoji to see what's available. And there's quite a few that he has no idea what they mean or reference, and others he has zero idea why people would need. But finally he selects a few familiar looking things, including one he may not have meant to touch. ]

😠👓🐦☕️🎞✂️🇬🇧❤️

[untodeath]

[ Indeed, this might be the cutest thing he's ever done! Look at those cute little emoji that are so very Willi--

Wait.

W A I T .

Grell has to pause, raising the screen to squint at the assortment of iconography... because she's rather certain that he's just nonchalantly sent her--

A. Red. Heart. ]

WILL???

I've been STRUCK! 💘💘💘💘💘

[death_glare]

What are you going on about now?

[ Oh wait he should add one of those emoji here now, right? ]

❓❓💢

[untodeath]

Oh, come now! You don't have to be so shy about it. I appreciate your subtle affections!

❤️, right back at you, darling!

[death_glare]

...I did not send you a heart.

[untodeath]

Oh, is that right?

Yes, of course, how silly of me. You don't have one to give; not serious old William! 😉

[death_glare]

Saying such things will not get me to send you one,
you realize? 😠

[untodeath]

Perhaps a little too serious...

What, did you truly not mean to send it?!

[death_glare]

I sent zero hearts, to begin with.

[ At least he's fairly certain he didn't. Maybe he'll scroll back to check and...well shit. ]

That was entirely accidental!

[untodeath]

What a fantastic way to play with MY heart, WILLIAM! That's cruel,
even for you! 😡😭💔

[death_glare]

As I stated, it was unintentional.

[untodeath]

Unintentionally CRUEL.

[death_glare]

That makes no amount of sense. And besides, I was under the assumption that you enjoyed my cruelness.

[untodeath]

Still!!! I enjoy your cruelness when it isn't under the guise of actual interest! Now I'm just sad. Even if you didn't mean it.

[death_glare]

If I was going to admit some sort of affection towards someone, do you honestly think I would do so in the form of these emoji things?

[untodeath]

I don't know? We're both in denial of many things, William!

[death_glare]

I have zero idea of what you could be referring to.

[untodeath]

Exactly.

[death_glare]

😠

[untodeath]

😝 !

[death_glare]

🙄