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[death_glare]

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- William T. Spears

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[death_glare]

While I won't argue with that statement, I do not see why we need to go clothing shopping again. You already made me try on enough garments.

[untodeath]

And you've been smartly dressed, ever since! A party should grant some more elegant attire, however; wouldn't you agree?

[death_glare]

[ Grell is making far too many valid points for him to argue. She certainly knows how to dress, and he is lacking formal attire, at the moment. But why would he tell her any of that. Better clarify instead. ]

If I agree attend, do not go assuming this is some sort of date between the two of us.

[untodeath]

[ Somewhere in her temple, Grell is growing back her head with a frustrated groan! They were so close. ]

Why, of course not! That would be absurd, assuming that you would accompany me, as in a date. Absolutely preposterous.

[death_glare]

You do realise you are a horrendous liar?

[untodeath]

Yet, proficient with sarcasm, it would seem! 😘💕

[death_glare]

[ Can you tell he's rolling his eyes at you, Grell. Too bad there isn't a way for him to express that over text... or is there! ]

How are you making those tiny images?

[untodeath]

[ Yes, she has a feeling he might be doing that right about now.

But, more importantly, is William actually curious about this, rather than reprimanding her for using them? Cute! CUTE!! ]

Oh, you like them???

Those are called "emoji"! You can access them at the bottom of your keyboard, like so:

< Attachment. >

[death_glare]

[ It's a while before William replies, mainly because he has to look through each page of emoji to see what's available. And there's quite a few that he has no idea what they mean or reference, and others he has zero idea why people would need. But finally he selects a few familiar looking things, including one he may not have meant to touch. ]

😠👓🐦☕️🎞✂️🇬🇧❤️

[untodeath]

[ Indeed, this might be the cutest thing he's ever done! Look at those cute little emoji that are so very Willi--

Wait.

W A I T .

Grell has to pause, raising the screen to squint at the assortment of iconography... because she's rather certain that he's just nonchalantly sent her--

A. Red. Heart. ]

WILL???

I've been STRUCK! 💘💘💘💘💘

[death_glare]

What are you going on about now?

[ Oh wait he should add one of those emoji here now, right? ]

❓❓💢

[untodeath]

Oh, come now! You don't have to be so shy about it. I appreciate your subtle affections!

❤️, right back at you, darling!

[death_glare]

...I did not send you a heart.

[untodeath]

Oh, is that right?

Yes, of course, how silly of me. You don't have one to give; not serious old William! 😉

[death_glare]

Saying such things will not get me to send you one,
you realize? 😠

[untodeath]

Perhaps a little too serious...

What, did you truly not mean to send it?!

[death_glare]

I sent zero hearts, to begin with.

[ At least he's fairly certain he didn't. Maybe he'll scroll back to check and...well shit. ]

That was entirely accidental!

[untodeath]

What a fantastic way to play with MY heart, WILLIAM! That's cruel,
even for you! 😡😭💔

[death_glare]

As I stated, it was unintentional.

[untodeath]

Unintentionally CRUEL.

[death_glare]

That makes no amount of sense. And besides, I was under the assumption that you enjoyed my cruelness.

[untodeath]

Still!!! I enjoy your cruelness when it isn't under the guise of actual interest! Now I'm just sad. Even if you didn't mean it.

[death_glare]

If I was going to admit some sort of affection towards someone, do you honestly think I would do so in the form of these emoji things?

[untodeath]

I don't know? We're both in denial of many things, William!

[death_glare]

I have zero idea of what you could be referring to.